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هل تحب بوابة النوكيا ؟ إذا لا تبخل علينا واجعلها صفحة البداية لديك .. أجعلنا صفحة البداية لديك
مجموعة ناشرين بوابة النوكيا .. انضم
الينا اليوم .. واحصل على مميزات خيالية 
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stupid qestions with smat answers
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13-07-2007, : 05:43
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| stupid qestions with smat answers STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon?? BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN : NO, because you make me sick. WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter? PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?" Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday". Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?" Student : "Brotherly love". Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook". Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time." Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son .gif) |
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14-07-2007, : 09:25
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| I like it .... it's really nice and funny thanx dear pink regards |
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19-07-2007, : 01:05
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| loooooooooooool very funny dude |
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